All-Encompassing Trip, by Guillermo Esteves

Make Bono History print: Bono, the lead singer for U2, is performing a concert in Ireland. As part of his promotion for the anti-poverty campaign in which he plays such a prominent part, he stops singing and starts clicking his fingers, repeating the action every three seconds. The crowd falls silent, and after a while, Bono speaks: Every time I click my fingers, a child dies unnecessarily from a preventable disease. After he has been doing this for a few minutes to a largely silent and transfixed audience, someone helpfully shouts out: Stop clicking your fucking fingers then.

Make Bono History print:

Bono, the lead singer for U2, is performing a concert in Ireland. As part of his promotion for the anti-poverty campaign in which he plays such a prominent part, he stops singing and starts clicking his fingers, repeating the action every three seconds. The crowd falls silent, and after a while, Bono speaks:

Every time I click my fingers, a child dies unnecessarily from a preventable disease.

After he has been doing this for a few minutes to a largely silent and transfixed audience, someone helpfully shouts out:

Stop clicking your fucking fingers then.

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Gel, from the Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Corp., makers of the Yu Wan Mei Miscellaneous Flavor Paste and new owners of The Onion.

Made with all ingredients, this gel is perfect for any occasion. Child and adult enjoy it equally, sometimes, as does even pets! If you need gel, buy this gel. 3.3 fl oz

Demand too high. No more available, unfortunately. But the Yu Wan Mei Gold Gentleman Watch and the Yu Wan Mei Device are still in stock!