All-Encompassing Trip

inthefade:

Todd and I once ran this really awesome group blog called Faster Than the World. Of the many things we did there, my favorite was ten quick questions, whose life was cut unfairly short because we closed FTTW. We had some awesome people answer these same ten questions for us, including Eddie Spaghetti of the Supersuckers and Evan Dorkin of the previously tumbled Milk and Cheese.

So I figured I’d bring it back to life by asking you all the ten questions. I guess that’s too many answers for the answer thing, so if you want to participate, you can reblog.

I’ll throw my answers and Todd’s up later.

1. Who are you?
I haven’t figured that out yet.

2. Zombies — undead monstrosity or the next logical step in human evolution?
Both. Hopefully they’ll serve well as cannon fodder in the war against the machines.

3. Young Elvis or Fat Elvis?
Young. I don’t want to die in the crapper.

4. If you were a superhero, what would your name be?
TUMBLOR, LORD OF TUMBLR. My superpower would be not leaving a post un-liked.

5. You are the last man on earth, and it is your job to perpetuate the human race, whether you like it or not. Your choice of potential mates is between Wonder Woman, the Bionic Woman or Super Girl. Which one do you choose?
Genetic diversity is crucial for the survival of a species. So mating with all three just makes genetic sense.

6. What was your first car?
1998 VW Gol. It’s still my current car.

7. If you were going to show me around your city/town, where’s the first place you would take me?
The airport, so you can leave this shithole right away. Hopefully you’ll take me with you.

8. What’s the last album you bought?
U2, No Line On The Horizon. Don’t judge me, I was drunk.

9. Do you have an arch enemy? Would you like one?
Yes, his name is Procastinatron, and he constantly foils my attempts at productivity.

10. What’s the title of the movie they are going to make about your teenage years?
Who cares? It would be at a discount bin at Walmart and no one would ever watch it anyway.